APRIL SHOULDN’T BE THE CRUELLEST MONTH

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T.S. Eliot wrote in one of his poems that April was the cruellest month.

Perhaps he felt so sad because he wasn’t allowed to play jokes on April Fool’s Day or perhaps someone played a nasty joke on him.

Keep your eyes opened today because someone can play a trick on you!

In the meantime, help Al-f the butterfly to unravel the hidden meaning of these jokes.

Could you add a natural history joke to the list?

23 responses »

  1. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
    A long necked toothbrush.

    Omg that joke makes me laugh a lot of time xD

  2. Jokes of animals in England are as jokes of heights in Spain :OO
    Are short but very witty !!
    The best joke of that page is :
    ”What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill!” x)
    However now I cna’t add other joke at that list because I haven’t idea :$

  3. A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
    The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
    The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”😀

  4. Dad, they stole the card of the Cut from you Englishman 3 months ago and still you have not denounced it?
    Son mio, I have discovered that the thief spends less than your mother

  5. What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God. 🙂

  6. Says a blind man: I see shadows!
    Says a deaf: I hear footsteps!
    Lame Says: Whoever it is, we got him kicked out!

  7. What makes an atlantean when you cold?
    approaches a estave
    What about when you have a lot but very cold?
    the lighs.
    jejeje

  8. Rose asks his mother, is it true that the bigger fish eat the little ones?
    Yes Rose.
    And also eat sardines?
    Yes Rose.
    And how do to open the can?

  9. Do you know why the Mondariz`s people don`t drink cold milk?

    Because the cow doesn`t fit in the fridge.

  10. This is a english fox and a spanish dog.
    The english fox says to the dog:
    -I`m sorry
    and the spanish dog says to fox:
    I`m perry

    xD

  11. Why cows can not eat glass?
    Because they were short of milk.
    What should you give an elephant with diarrhea?
    Space, plenty of space.

  12. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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